5.9!!!

So today something else extraordinary happened I survived the rapture!!!! I know at first glance that is definitely not something that you want to brag about so typically I should be saying oh crap great now I have to deal with holy plagues and roaming demons and the antichrist so not really something to make a positive post about. But no this is what happened.....

   As usual my day started off with me laying in my bed and watching anime...I may watch to much anime but believe me it is way better then me being glued to brazzers or bang bros right? Anyways stop making me get off topic this is rather good. So While laying there I here my step dad in the living room yelling at my sister to stop jumping on the table..she yells back what are you talking about why would I jump on the table, and those are the same thoughts that I was having. Then I realize that my bed is vibrating. It feels just like if you were sitting on top of a running washing machine. So I assume that the washing machine is on.

  So at this point I am thirsty..as usual and get up I go in the living room and I ask my peeps what that shaking was..and then my mom sits up in her bed and was like you felt it to? I said yeah I thought you were washing clothes..then my step dad looks at my sister and says I thought you were jumping on the table. And she says why WOULD I JUMP ON THE TABLE!!!!

  Now something you should now about my mom she is like super religious..christian but of course..So I run in the room smash the door open and politely say hey mom..I think you just missed the rapture. She shoots up and says what? Then my step dad looks around and says yea babe I know the Bible says one is left and one goes but it looks like he left 4 and took none I try so hard not to laugh.

  Turns out that we were involved in an earthquake..yeah the east coast of the US knows about it. Really will make me think twice about coming back for a visit plus there is this witch of a hurricane coming called Irene with 115 mph winds? huum yeah TIME TO GO