Thursday, November 24, 2011
for single dad's part 1
Okay so you have filed for custody and you may or not have an attorney. this is for those without an attorney. Now since the process is long once you file for custody the mothers attorney will likely file a domestic violence protection order. Now they may or may not have ever been any domestic violence either way attorneys use this to cheat the judicial system into making a temp decision on custody. now since you filed for custody this will be the first time you and the mother are in front of the judge. do not biccer about the charges use this time to express your right to have visitations. she will likely ask for child support and custody blah blah now most states do require mediation which is a great program even though neither party has to come to an aggrement. i know that this is not very in depth but again the process is very long and i am not an attorney after i filed for custody we had mediation a month later then i waited for our trial i spent the rest of my time preparing for that day which is what i want to encourage you to do.
To Single Dads
The past few months have been very stressful for me. Besides having to choose which nation i would like citizenship in( obviously Canada is my best choice) I have more bothersome issues and that is a custody dispute. I wont go into great details but this is a small how to guide for dads that there child's mother is trying to keep your child from you. When a child is born neither parent has custody...but the mother assumes she has all rights..she is wrong. When she refuses to let you see your child be smart and spend around 200 bucks to file for custody. It will allow you to be the plaintiff and not the defendant this is good in case you go to trial. The process is long but you don't need an attorney but if your going to do it alone make sure you stay informed.
Now different states have different laws so keep that in mind. Now you have filed for custody whether you are requesting joint or sole custody it doesn't really matter because if you go to trial a judge will rule what he feels is best for the child either way.
After you file for custody you and the mother will end up going to parenting classes followed by mediation. During mediation if you two can come up with some sort of agreement then a trial is avoided. In my case we could not come up with an agreement and had to go to a parenting apart class.All of these classes generally don't help the average parent but you have to go so play nice.
Now during all this time, since you are representing yourself you need to do your homework. Keep your nose clean and avoid arguing with the mother. If you still are able to see your child save your receipts, take a lot of pictures and start to build your case. In my particular case I was able to use parental alienation to give me leverage in in my testimony. A lot of information can be found on this topic on google. The points that helped me was a daycare application in which my childs mother did not list me as the father and she listed her current boyfriend as an emergency contact, she also moved counties and hid her address and the place where my child was from me. These help but also again you need to find out the proper ways to present evidence. I had the speeding ticket of the mother doing 55 mph in a school zone with my child in the back seat but couldn't fully use it due to not presenting it correctly.
Next be prepared to have your character questioned. Women typically use claims of abuse even if it never happened to try and get sympathy from a judge, always make sure you keep the judges attention on established facts and not just her testimony. All in all this will take about a year from start to finish. If you have any more questions please email me at ssj7zombislayer@gmail.com I will help you as much as possible and by all means leave comments. Finally below is a video which I made in my custody case which I believe was a contributing factor in me being granted joint custody.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
moltov cocktails and bow and arrow are insanely good and subtle. Now there is escaping and not getting tracked. they do have k9s so a well trained and aggresive dog will take kare of that. if they happen to have a chopper only way i heard of them not tracking u is to kill ur body heat so if u have a handy body of water that may help..or just stay mobile. next the dogs biggest sense is its sense of smell a few bottles of bleach should have him going nuts and have a clean change of clothes with some crazy scent up there. i have heard for guys to use perfume people use maneur or just soap. crossing the border is not recommended unless u get a good fake id and passport. it is not uncommon for those to total round 500 bucks. this will be an ongoing post but that sould do it for now.
dont have the funds or the manpower to knock on and search for every wanted person. so they will go with what they have on file. now if u are going to be in that place on file that kan work to. just dont be there on early mornings like 2am till bout 1pm they like those hours. and be cautious driving traffic checks or stops are the most common ways people get caught. anyways there is something kalled a doorbanger its simple. kops like kicking doors down. take a shotgun shell...or 5 put the non metal end to the door tape works fine go ahead and see where the shotgun shell or shells well hit and secure nails to charge the shotgun shells...they will never kick another door down. also invest in cameras or a dog. early prevention is key. also keep and practice an escape plan ur escape plan should be well booby trapped.
Arrest prevention
Generally most arrest that have people concerned are ones that from people with warrents. so this post is going to be centered towards those people. because it is surprisingly scary how stupid the so called authorities are plus even when u do get arrested and do all the punishment ur still looked at and treated like a criminal. i say it often people look at anarchist like animals and rabid criminals for no other reason besides they dont understand them. But when u make a living keeping people in cages then how do u expect them to act? anyways here we go.
Now if u know them oppressors r coming for u or u plan on skipping kourt u should get ready for a game of chess but there is help out there. For one if u have a job u may not want to quit will tell u why later but for now money is important. Now ur place of residence primarly the address on ur driving license or any address used in any legal matters...stay away from there. The reason for this is because law enforcemnt agencies
Now if u know them oppressors r coming for u or u plan on skipping kourt u should get ready for a game of chess but there is help out there. For one if u have a job u may not want to quit will tell u why later but for now money is important. Now ur place of residence primarly the address on ur driving license or any address used in any legal matters...stay away from there. The reason for this is because law enforcemnt agencies
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Book review: Maximum Ride
Welcome readers once again I still don’t have the slightest idea on how to make folders even though that is what I am feeling this page really needs so once again if you know please email me at ssj7zombislayer@gmx.com once I get the folder is up this is going to be my little informational corner of course the name will be much catchier. Anyways this is going to be my little reader corner. I recently finished reading a trilogy by an amazing author. James Patterson is the author and Maximum ride is the series. These books are actually really good reads, I am not going to go into extreme details because very soon the Maximum Ride series will be made into movies and there is already a manga line but the books are priceless, so without further ado here is my review.
The first of the 4 books is called Maximum Ride: The Angel experiment, the second book is Maximum Ride: School’s Out Forever, the third is Maximum Ride: Saving the World and other extreme sports and the final book is called Maximum Ride: I have yet to even start the last one ine the series because I initially bout the books when they first came out a few years back. The books are non stop action with extremely good plot and character development. The reading is not too difficult and I love James Patterson style of writing with his extremely short chapters. I also like the semi connections that he has between characters in different books of his.
In a nutshell the Maximum Ride series is about a group of teenagers that as babies there dna was combined with avian dna strains. There leader is Maximum aka Max she is the strong willed and quick reacting leader of the group. Fang is the 2nd in command and I describe him as an emo dark haired and of very few words and not the most social butterfly. Then there is Iggy( my favorite) Iggy is blind but you can barely tell it obviously due to years of experience and he has an extremely strong sense of hearing and smell. Then there is Nudge. Nudge is the only one of them of color she is described as black with really pretty skin and hair she has an uncanny ability to hack computers and type like the wind. Then there is Gazzy aka the Gasman his name does imply a lot he is younger then Nudge but older then angel and him and Iggy share an obsession and talent for making explosives. Also Gazzy has the ability to mimic voices to an exact tone. Then there is Angel the baby of the group…well the youngest of them all, A lot of the story focus on here she has a critical role mainly because she can read minds pretty cool. All the kids have well above any normal human’s strength and have actual feather wings.
They get chased over the entire map trying to stay alive hunted down by werewolf like creatures and other genetic mutations. The story has a lot of up’s and downs and plety of plot twist. Parents trying to get there young teens or even middle school age children, this would be a good series to start with. And again there is 4 so that is a lot of reading to do and a good way to kill some time during the winter months. Yes I said winter summer time should be spent out playing and yes reading to but take my advice break the reading increase to them in the winter. The book does have some no a lot of ties to Anarchy which I loved obviously. All in all I give the series a 5 star splash!!!! I can not find or ask for anything better. Currently there is production of a movie and there is a manga already in print. I read 3 of the books before I ever saw the manga and the characters looked a lot like I imagined again in my little readers corner I do feel that there will be many more post about James Patterson books. Also I do plan on making a films folder. I know that technology is growing but people we really do not need to replace newspapers and books with all online and electronic replacements… it is a good feeling to smell new papers and to old a comic you say…anyways keep feeding your mind.
Another Shocker
Once I manage to get folders made this is going to be one of the many post that goes under the banner the downfall of america. So today I was reading the newspaper and on the front page (yes I still actually read a physical paper) was an article in bold letters “Don’t ask, don’t tell officially history”. In short this bill/law whatever that was passed allows America to become the first nation in history to openly allow gays to serve in there military. Now I personally have no quarrels with gays but this will affect those openly people in more ways then one.
For one you have to look at how the rest of the world will respect your nation and continue to acknowledge them as a dominant force knowing that there commander may be cross dressers. That means at UN conferences in years or maybe months men will stand there representing America and have on a womens uniform. Because this is just the beginning; by allowing them to openly serve what happens when the whole gender identity gets raised up…and it will because that is the next unnatural progression. More mundane studies will be done and then it will be passed that if a man is gay and he feels he is a women then he deserves to be treated like one. Then there is gender modification and same sex marriages. The federal government has not made it a law but some states have. So when one is deployed will you pay the spouse separation pay?
And then there is still the factor of distractions in the field and in general. From people that don’t agree with there life styles to people that want to get them in the bed. Even between men and women you don’t always want a women bent over in front of him and expect him to stay focused on watching the little terrorist sneak across the field. Reading this article was a very very drop down on the scale of the growth of that country they are working against themselves and honestly do not get the concept that a divided house will fall.
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Save your flowers
A subject that is touchy but a reality for all beings on this planet is the topic for today. DEATH, now there is little to nothing you can do to avoid death. Man has always tried to find a way to prolong his life span and find ways to not die. But as of now he has still not mastered it. But then there still is necromancy, werewolves, zombies, immortals the list goes on and on but this post is just about you poor little flesh bags known as humans.
The thought of death is a shocker and heartbreaking to majority of people. But I have recently come to believe that it is really a matter of perspective. Now during life people are constantly reminded of what they do badly and the good never shines as bright. And no one ever really promised that life would be easy for anyone but it does promise years of hurt, sadness, pain and suffering. That is one thing it is promised to give you. And each person generally deals with those emotions differently. Whether alcohol, drugs, sex or anger suffering in life can make you try and numb the pain and while you’re numb your cuts cause others to bleed. Then death strikes and all of a sudden people then decide to throw flowers and say nice things about you publicly. Well that all at first sounds real good, but were you praising this person while alive? If so then your awesome because you probably were a shining star in there life. But this piece goes for the other people the people that rained on there parade for years and years and only when they were gone did they decide to say something nice. Only when they could not hear you or defend and thank you for praising them…only then did you decide to honor there works. But in the end (even if it seems like there’s) they may get the last laugh.
If you are religious then there are places such as heaven, a higher plane of existence or reincarnation as a lower life form. Or hey you may die and get like 70 virgins. Either way death becomes a release and not a punishment anymore. Now there is another side of the coin which on this coin it has a few names like hell, hades, tartarus one of those places yeah won’t go into that but I hear bad people go there...and its hot just saying. But then you have those that believe when people die they just cease to exist which is better then hell and better then the life a lot of people live so again it’s a winning situation. Point being next time you look at death all gloomy like just remember, once you die you may be going to a better place and it may be you that is happy and leaving the other ones behind.
To forgive and forget
Recently it seems one of the few calm things that I have in my life is this blog. It really has become a place where an anarchist can be an anarchist. Now contrary to popular belief anarchists do have hearts, they generally have very big hearts actually. Now these hearts are usually filled with anger, hostility and an obsession with graffiti and explosions but there is still apart set aside for love. Now people will be people and make mistakes regardless of race, religion or what political party you align yourself with mistakes are going to happen. But when people make mistakes is it possible to forgive and forget what they have done? Well that is what we are going to discuss.
Now something you should first know is that people don’t change they only change the way they lie. I have to use this time to insert an awesome quote from the film 8mm “When you dance with the devil, the devil don’t change. The devil changes you.” Jauqin Phoenix. But there may be a finer line here. And that could be fear. They may lie because they know they messed up and truly don’t want to lose what they have just jeopardized. Not saying that it is the best thing but it brings us back to our topic. What if you tell the truth and they forgive you. But every time there is an argument they bring it back up. Is there really any point in forgiveness without forgetfulness?
I think instead we should replace that cliché with something that is easier for humans to accomplish, how about admission and acceptance then forgiveness. It is longer and not nearly as catchy. But it will save a lot of arguing and accusations. Let us start with admission. Ok let’s say you just got caught kissing some other guy. Now you may say you two were just friends or didn’t really kiss…but that is just gunna kause anger. So remove the lies and replace it with what actually and genuinely happened, this also will hurt but you will have the truth. Then we slowly move on to acceptance which is where you will decide if you to will stay together or move on and separate. This is the stage when mostly the person in fault will be the ones pleading and apologizing and the more active ones during the fights also when a lot of bargaining will happen. This is probably the longest stage as well. Lastly we can get to forgiveness. The person who was the cause of it has admitted there guilt, then you chose to accept there answer and either stay together or move apart now that has been done you can open a part of you to be able to forgive.
Now notice how I took out forgetting altogether. The reason for that is because I do honestly think it is too hard for people as a whole to do. This formula may not be perfect but neither is every relationship or life so take it with a grain of salt and if you get nothing else at least you have a cool quote.
Obama full of drama
Recently the whole world has watched and is watching as America’s economy and country it has folded on them. Even during this time there President Barak Obama still says that America’s economy is what the rest of the world has modeled them after…really? SO why is it that Canada, Australia, China, Europe is not going through anything like it? Well I will express what I feel the main problems that country is having and the reasons why. Well obviously it is democracy but let’s explore.
So the issue is obviously that the country itself is in debt, they have borrowed money and can not pay it back so what they do is find a way to get the people to repair the economy. And that is through one of the biggest evils on this planet…taxes. Now of course taxes would not exist if there was not a $$$ system but that’s beside the point for now. The problem is in order for the people to have a chance to pay the debt off through taxes they need jobs. America has over 14 million people unemployed and like another 8 million that have stopped looking so is not considered unemployed WAY too many people. And as the government they have no way to get people more jobs.
The next reason is there justice system. Yes so many people will praise “If you do the time then you do the crime.” But what they fail to realize is that even criminals need to be allowed to make money and if they cant get a job because they have had made a mistake or multiple mistakes in the past does not mean they have no right to work and contribute to society. Even Jesus told his disciples to not forgive someone 7 times but 70 x 7. And he will actually forgive you more then that but the government won’t…oh I forgot it’s because there greater then God in there eyes. Anyways on the flip side of that there is the military. Each bomb they go drop is costing thousands if not hundreds of thousands of dollars. Just think there is an officer flying a plane they must pay to fly it plus I am sure the gas it takes to go from Iraq to America or vice versa is not cheap then there is the ordinance themselves. It is stupid to just destroy something then turn around and build it back up again. But when those people finish serving the military and they get out they cant even be give a decent or a job at all again the government you could have died for just let you down.
And lastly and most current one is the fact that obama and congress are like two cage fighters. Lobbying and arguing over whether the rich white people keep staying rich and the poor and middle classes keep getting poorer or do the poor and middle class get a break for a while and the rich take a little bit of hit? The answer seems easy but you don’t know America. It is said that strength is what you use when all the weak is gone. And it seems that all the weak is not yet gone but when it is Anarchy will remain. And compared to what they have now I do feel it will be a better fit for them.
Aim and plea of the Anarchist Sanctuary
In a time when ignorance is spreading faster then a zombie outbreak in a low budget film the one glimmer of light in a dark and deluded world is that of the internet. Thanks to the invention of the world wide web freedom of speech is able to be spread across the globe trough social networking sites and blogs. So I decided to dedicate this site to giving an unbiased and brutally honest opinion on topics of importance. Sadly the antics of A list celebs is not something that I consider important. But corruption on the behalf of government officials and more specifically law enforcement officers ( which from this point on will be referred to as oppressors.) will more then likely be the focus on much of my posts. Religion, do it your self stuff gaming and technology, life's struggles along with romance will def be covered.
For those who read this blog and do gain something from it please refer to friends family and loved ones..Or people looking for something to make time go by in between facebook updates and your late night porn sessions. I will try my best to stay away from terms such as lol, fofl, lmao,etc at least I can do my part and try and remind people that there are still words in the english language.http://anarchistsanctuary.blogspot.com So please bear with me at first while I get used to blogging and actually creating the page. There is alot that needs to be done but hopefully before I have millions of followers I can have it looking rather nice. Feel free to leave post after reading and send any advice to ssj7zombislayer@gmx.com....the email should say alot about the type of person I am.
I am sure that at some point and time someone will become offended or disagree with what I post, but this site was not meant to be a wall of hate but instead it serves as an instrument of truth and hope that the world will one day change but I would love to be the person responsible for lighting the zippo that made the world burn so that like the phoenix rising from its ashes a new world made in the image of people who simply wont to leave without reasons or constraints. A world where money has no home and the masses unite as one to support each other, it sounds like a Utopia I know but it has been done time and time again but humans as a species are easily convinced that there current state of living is not good enough; so they feel the urge to ruin someone else entire culture in order to make there own better. Wooh almost started on a rant there you will see that happens from time to time but I am glad and proud to know that I know have a place where I am allowed to rant without complaints or knowing that each time I press the enter key it is making someones phone make an annoying tone.
Ok So I know feel I have officially made a general aim and plea about my blog " The Anarchist Sanctuary," please stay tuned and check back often for more blogs about extremely important topics like how to survive a zombie Apocalypse so for now thank you again for reading and adios and vaya con dios
Are you a sheep or are you a lion?
I recently viewed a film titled " Martyr," not going to go in grave detail an explain everything about the movie; But I will say that it is def one of the more shocking movies that I have ever seen. But while watching it the anarchist in me kept itching me to write so write I shall. I first start off with a simple statement which a friend of mine always throws around. " An army of lions led by a sheep will never defeat an army or sheep led by a lion." Now when I first heard it I was like okay good word play, but then I let it ponder in my mind for a few mins and it really did make a lot of sense. Which brings me to the point of this post. There are simply not enough LIONS in society today, there are not a large enough amount of people willing to shake up the established system to make a change. Politicians are always boosting and raving how a change is coming to get people all stirred up. When the only change they will make is that of passing a torch.
The problem why democracy is no way to run a nation is a very easy concept. Long ago I was told that money is the root of all evil and that is where the problem starts. Anytime you have money you will have classes and when there are classes there is resentment, with resentment comes anger and a feeling of having to get back and crimes are born which result in laws. Now most would read this and say well how can a society thrive without some sort of monetary system? Simple... communism. Now most people will automatically go to the wrong end of the spectrum and immediately link that word with the likes of hitler and stalin; which is a correct ruler but I am talking about communism at its root meaning. A society where everyone works and contributes to the whole. For example if one persons job is to make houses then they make houses for the entire neighborhood, the farmer grows crops and raises livestock for everyone and so on and so on. And all of a sudden we have crossed out a need for money and everyone can ride around in a Mercedes and live in a nice house plus eat filet mignon a few times a week.
Now once that is all set up and established in place a vast majority of crimes would end. Which brings me to the next part of this Utopian society. Laws now I am a firm believer that Anarchism is the only way a society will ever truly survive of course as listed above a little influence from communism. Because as it stands now the violence of an individual is considered a crime but the same violence of the government is law. The problem with laws again is extremely simple ( thank God for spell check by the way ;-) ) By definition a law is suppose to act the same way every time. Hence the law of gravity what goes up must come down..at least on earth. But when you live in a nation where a rich person an a poor person can commit the same offense but the rich person gets off or a lighter sentence due to money that is not justice. Also a law should just be established in order to protect the welfare of its people. Which is why the 10 commandments were straightforward and to the point. You simply had to remember 10 things not to do, it is so frustrating to know exactly how gray the law is there are literally so many laws I am sure that anyone reading this will break at least 3 a day if not way more. Man was never meant to be put in a cage and not just man no creature enjoys being locked up in a cage. So if you treat someone like an animal how do you get made when they act and react like one? And where again is the justice if someone does break the law..they go to jail and they do there time. When they get out its still hard for them to sometimes make a turn around because there past mistakes are still held over there head. Its a viscous cycle of injustice there is no justice in the current system. And the death penalty!!! wow please don't get me started on that topic. An eye for an eye only leaves the world blind!!!
These are just a few factors and reasons why anarchy is the belief system that I choose and hope that one day others will see it to. I look forward to the day when a pride of lions gather as one and topple this kingdom of cruelty built with the bones of martyrs such as Jesus Christ, The Buddah, Ghandi, Martin Luther King, Joan of arc even. These people were visionaries. They knew that change was not just going to come down from the sky like a present from Santa Claus. They knew the only way for a change to be made was for someone to stand up and make it happen. People fail to realize that all these things that governments do to people..all the laws they make is simply there to instill fear. Because fear is a very powerful tool once someone is afraid of something by nature they will do whatever they can to stay away from it. But the people that don't fear death or are not afraid to block a hand that slaps you or fight for your God given rights those people are the ones that the law has always hated. They must silence them. Because there words don't just go in one ear, those words dig deep in the human heart, they sit there and they grow like a wildfire and the person burns with desire. Its far time for people to stop living on there needs begging and hoping this world will get better, because the harsh truth is that it is not.
So I ask you the initial question again are you a sheep or are you a lion? Which will you do? Will you live your whole life under someone else rule? Or will you live outside the box and not follow the lines of sheep to get slaughtered? If your not willing to put your fist in the air for a change then how can you expect others to just give it to you? Maybe this world needs more martyrs because maybe then people will be able to open there eyes and see that this life has more to it then just money.
Hope you all have enjoyed this little entry again please comment and feel free to email me at ssj7zombislayer@gmx.com for anything you may need
Can you feel the rain?
So my day today was a very boring yet interesting day. I got to spend the most part of it with the one that I love so that made it bearable, But killing time is never fun. Finally found my bed and got a chance to clear my head from the stresses of this life and I was fortunate enough to be in the middle of a storm for what seems to be hours upon hours. You may not have caught on to it yet but my brain doesn’t really work like most other people; probably because I am insane. Well maybe not clinically but pretty sure I have some screws loose; I think it gives me more personality though. The interest of my affection coined me a “walking black out,” when I am drinking... I thought it was amusing. Anyways the sound of rain and thunder always seem to calm me down and generate lots of brain activity. And this brings me to the point of this post.
When I was younger someone light-heartedly told me that when it rained it was God shedding tears for how evil the world was... And even at that age I responded “So when it snows is that God scratching his dandruff?” That comment got a very mean response. Primitive man always did take things that we now know as a scientific norm and interpret them as an act of God or something along those lines. Even though today people will laugh at those thoughts and say how silly they have been and how far we have come. But were they really that far off? I mean is it that hard to believe that rain is God crying? I mean even Forest Gump was able to tell how many different types of rain there were. Rained that was the size of pennies, rain that seemed to hop up out of the ground etc. But I have seen amazing types of rain I call it notebook rain. Notebook rain is the kind of rain that if you and the one you loved were standing in it waiting for a bus, and the shelter was full you would stand there and hold and kiss each other and be happy that you have one another. And when the bus pulled up and you saw it was full you both smiled and danced in the rain. Yes you both were cold and wet but it gives you a reason to hold on to each other to stay warm.
Then there is the rain that shinobi movies thrive on tiny little drops of hate falling from the sky. Where it seems each drop is followed by a flash of lightning and a crack of thunder. It seems uncaring and dangerous it causes floods to destroy towns and makes families seek shelter in all places. This rain is Pain; it seems to only want to drench the blood off your body so that more blood can keep flowing out of your body. The Earth itself seems to rise up and make a cast around your soles so that you can’t move. And all of a sudden something as simple and passive as water has become your greatest enemy. These are the most common feelings I get while around one of my favorite elements but as you can see is it really that much of a stretch to see this act of nature truly be an emotional creator weeping over his tortured children? Guess its just a little food for thought. Either way kiddies remember if your going to cut don’t cross the road, instead go down the street!!!!
How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse
Hello again world I am here again with another informative post. I would say up until this point this post will most likely be the single most important post that I have written yet. For starters this post would not have ever been able to have been written without the help of George A. Romero and the kind people at Capcom for there Resident Evil Series. (Albert. Wesker is a chump just saying.) This by no means is a light hearted post. It is something I take very seriously and if you think it is a joke then you should be advised that the CDC (Center for Disease Control) has already released a zombie survival guide. Even though I do believe the one found on thinkgeek.com is way better. In addition to that K-bar a leading seller in knives has also released a line of knives designed specifically for slaying zombies. Also, I am going to do the entire survival guide in one post. I was going to split it up in a number of them but I figured I should bite the bullet and keep people from having to search my archive for them. Each paragraph will start off with a header describing what that paragraph is about. So with out further delay let us begin
Types of Zombies: By definition a zombie is a creature that is brought back to life by divine or supernatural powers. But a zombie can also be the product of a viral outbreak; without going to in depth I feel the best examples and leads to follow are those of the zombies from and inspired by George A. Romero and Resident Evil. Now both of these are viral outbreaks but before I go further the main difference in the two is really about numbers. Let us just say that once the zombie apocalypse does happen let’s hope that it is viral and not divine. Because if it is divine then all the corpses of the dead world wide have a good chance of rising and still being able to spread where as if it was viral then it will start with an isolated incident and spread from there. Now common mistakes some people don’t take in account is the speed at which zombies move. There is a deluded sense that they will move very slowly. Again this will only happen if it is divine (they only move slow due to riggamortus.) A second factor is that they are presumed to be stupid. Well again taking into account that they either were recently dead or dead for x number of year’s; yes they simply have base desires i.e. to eat and survive. But the longer they are alive they will slowly regain some aspects of there former lives but this guide hopefully will prevent them from being alive for to long. The last point is about there strength and bodies. Now again if it is viral then a certain rage could be found in the zombies or amplified strength etc. if divine I would assume that there more soft and easy to break again they were dead and being eaten on.. But we can go into that shortly. So there you have the need to know info on what a zombie is. Now to teach you how to survive!!
Zombie Survival Kit: The first thing that you need to know about the zombie survival kit is its location. Generally it should never be more then 3mins away from you. Because the last thing you want is for all hell to break loose and you left your gun over your mom’s house---insert face slap smiley--- now NOTE TO STUPID PEOPLE IF YOU DON’T HAVE A WEAPONS PERMIT YOU MAY NOT WANT TO CARRY A GUN ON YOU..OR A REALLY BIG KNIFE; Now with that said there is one thing that you can not fit in your zombie survival kit… and that is creativity. No it may not be a good idea to carry your .45 and katana with you to Wal-Mart but Wal-Mart has plenty of guns and pointy objects so UTILIZE THEM. Ok first is the carrying case itself. My kit is stored in a Swiss army book bag (red and black of course) 1st item I stored in there was my laptop and charger. Once the apocalypse starts the internet will still be around for communication. Plus I have written a program to repeat a distress call. Also lots of porn and movies and music on my laptop; Pretty sure there will be long boring nights when this happens. 2nd item was my Carolina Hurricanes shot glass yes I love hockey and yes I love to drink. Hey believe me when you take out a dozen zombies some Jack sounds real nice. 3rd was a Zippo why a Zippo you say? Well lights may go out and the dark is no place to fight a zombie and have you ever watched man vs wild? Flint goes a long way. 4th was a new living translation of the Bible. This was inspired by the film the book of eli. Apparently people like burning bibles and if a new world gets started then it is probably good to have plus prayer helps…Right? 5th was 2 different pocket knives one is a cutco knife that is about the size of my middle finger and the other is a knife with a blade about the size of my hand. 6th was pen, paper, notebooks and flash drives (a 2 GB and a 4 GB) again used for storage and to recall the good old days. 7th was a deck of cards. This again is used to kill time and get women to play strip poker. 8th was a compass self explanatory. Also there is a 9inch carving knife also cutco this is for the double tap will explain that later. Then I added hygiene products. Just because there is hell on earth don’t mean you have to have bad breath. And lastly I would suggest pics of loved ones. They may be with you or not but love is a very powerful tool and revenge is just as if not stronger. Please don’t confuse this kit with everything you will ever need. It is not designed for that because it would be way too heavy. It is meant to allow you to make it to a safer zone with ease.
Traveling and surviving: With this info so far I figure that if your fearless and remember your creativity you should be able to survive a good month. But we are far from done just yet. So you have your kit and you know that there is a zombie outbreak going on, so what is next? Do you travel in large groups, day and night, go to the mall? 1st rule I would throw out there is that being a hero will most likely get you killed. It looks cool in movies when one person runs in a room and saves one person from 50+ zombies… If you think that it really is fun go get any resident evil game and play it on professional without getting mad. Honestly a good group of 6-12 is good as long as everyone is aware of what is going on and is helping out. A monarchy is not going to work at this point the will to survive should unite people. As for where to go, You should never stay in one place to long i.e. you may need weapons but going to your local gun shop and locking yourself in will suck once hunger kicks in and outside is 300 zombies. So get what you need and go. As for travel an SUV or school bus is ideal, honestly my advice is still a bus board the windows and put a ramming bar on the front. Keep lots of food that does not need to be cooked and stay well rested. Day or night does not really make a difference to me but if on foot daylight is much better because the sun is an awesome compass. Remember it rises in the east and sets in the west. Again the internet and radio will be an excellent source to let you know where free zones are. There will come a point where people manage to take back cities and keep the undead out but that’s another topic. But most likely now is a good time to get a long overdue road trip in. But common sense will prevail in this. Just get used to having to steal. But try not to cross living people, you don’t need more drama then you have to have.
How to kill a Zombie: Ok so you now should be able to survive about 2-3months. Hopefully your wits have kept you from much action. But the time will come when you have to kill one of those creatures. First thing you need to know is the double tap. The best way to kill a zombie is to severe the brain, but don’t leave anything to chance once you hit them in the head either with a blunt object a bullet or a knife hit them twice if it is something without ammo maybe 3 just make sure it stays dead. Melee is my preferred choice but distance does help so if you want to use a gun know your ammo every gun store does not carry unlimited kinds of ammo. I do believe that .22’s are the most common. Now zombies can spread there infection by biting or scratching, so keep yourself protected. Again shorts and camo shirts look cool but body armor etc is a good idea. Again, if you don’t have it takes it. Fire also is a good crowd pleaser I suggest Molotov cocktails quick easy and army proof. Always make sure that you board windows up and WATCH your exits 2 total ways out are more then enough don’t divide your forces to much. And it may sound funny but always wear your seatbelt. Again melee is my favorite but if you are going to go that route have some range and weight. I prefer a hockey stick with a blade on the end of it, great for head tapping.
So all in all this should allow you to stay alive for a good 6 months, it may not sound like a long time at first but its pretty good. Again the keys to prolonging this is very simple double tap always, watch your exits, travel wisely and keep as many lines of communication with the world open as possible. Did I say how important creativity and ingenuity were? Those to along with common sense will make you be able to possibly outlive the entire outbreak. I hope that you all have once again found this helpful and GO MAKE YOUR ZOMBIE KIT!!!!
True love
If I were to bear the mark of cain would you still share your bed with me? If I got you a jet and a castle would you play house and raise a family with me if I stole it? And if the world hates me would you be strong enough to bear the burden and call me lover and scream that I am a kind hearted individual? Would you tell them that the creature I am now is the one they locked in a cage? What depths would you go to, to spend your life in my arms and in a stolen bed?
One man's reality is another man's nightmare
The ranting and raving of a mad man only seem insane to the person that has never walked in his shoes. But what that person fails to realize is the line between sane and insane is a very thin gray line. It all starts with one simple desire. But when that desire is pondered on sleepless night after sleepless night it becomes an obsession. And that unquenched obsession slowly becomes that person’s reality. The problem boils down to a difference of visions of what a perfect world should actually look like.
The sane person looks at the mad mans dreams and says that he is out of control but the mad man sees it as he takes control. They accuse him of skating on the edge but he knows that he is the edge. They try and play on his conscience and ask him which side he is on, little do they know he slayed his conscience a long time ago and he no longer takes sides.
5.9!!!
So today something else extraordinary happened I survived the rapture!!!! I know at first glance that is definitely not something that you want to brag about so typically I should be saying oh crap great now I have to deal with holy plagues and roaming demons and the antichrist so not really something to make a positive post about. But no this is what happened.....
As usual my day started off with me laying in my bed and watching anime...I may watch to much anime but believe me it is way better then me being glued to brazzers or bang bros right? Anyways stop making me get off topic this is rather good. So While laying there I here my step dad in the living room yelling at my sister to stop jumping on the table..she yells back what are you talking about why would I jump on the table, and those are the same thoughts that I was having. Then I realize that my bed is vibrating. It feels just like if you were sitting on top of a running washing machine. So I assume that the washing machine is on.
So at this point I am thirsty..as usual and get up I go in the living room and I ask my peeps what that shaking was..and then my mom sits up in her bed and was like you felt it to? I said yeah I thought you were washing clothes..then my step dad looks at my sister and says I thought you were jumping on the table. And she says why WOULD I JUMP ON THE TABLE!!!!
Now something you should now about my mom she is like super religious..christian but of course..So I run in the room smash the door open and politely say hey mom..I think you just missed the rapture. She shoots up and says what? Then my step dad looks around and says yea babe I know the Bible says one is left and one goes but it looks like he left 4 and took none I try so hard not to laugh.
Turns out that we were involved in an earthquake..yeah the east coast of the US knows about it. Really will make me think twice about coming back for a visit plus there is this witch of a hurricane coming called Irene with 115 mph winds? huum yeah TIME TO GO
As usual my day started off with me laying in my bed and watching anime...I may watch to much anime but believe me it is way better then me being glued to brazzers or bang bros right? Anyways stop making me get off topic this is rather good. So While laying there I here my step dad in the living room yelling at my sister to stop jumping on the table..she yells back what are you talking about why would I jump on the table, and those are the same thoughts that I was having. Then I realize that my bed is vibrating. It feels just like if you were sitting on top of a running washing machine. So I assume that the washing machine is on.
So at this point I am thirsty..as usual and get up I go in the living room and I ask my peeps what that shaking was..and then my mom sits up in her bed and was like you felt it to? I said yeah I thought you were washing clothes..then my step dad looks at my sister and says I thought you were jumping on the table. And she says why WOULD I JUMP ON THE TABLE!!!!
Now something you should now about my mom she is like super religious..christian but of course..So I run in the room smash the door open and politely say hey mom..I think you just missed the rapture. She shoots up and says what? Then my step dad looks around and says yea babe I know the Bible says one is left and one goes but it looks like he left 4 and took none I try so hard not to laugh.
Turns out that we were involved in an earthquake..yeah the east coast of the US knows about it. Really will make me think twice about coming back for a visit plus there is this witch of a hurricane coming called Irene with 115 mph winds? huum yeah TIME TO GO
Are we conditioned to love?
One of the few college classes that I took that actually taught me something and made my perspective on life change was psychology. It shows you not only a side of yourself that you didn’t know before but it showed you a side to humanity which you haven’t always seen and it attempts to open the preverbal third eye. Humans tend to deny there instinct’s on a general basis they define themselves as the superior species because of there perceived greater knowledge and denial of instincts. But is it all a matter of conditioning?
A lesson about conditioning that comes to my mind (sorry about the long drawn out version but it relates to the post I promise.) is that of a man named Pavlov. Long story short Pavlov conditioned a dog to produce saliva by ringing a bell. He accomplished that by ringing a bell over a plate of delicious food. He did this over and over and the dog conditioned the bell to know that there was food. So when he would ring the bell he would produce saliva and get ready to eat. So what does this have to do with love you ask? EVERYTHING!!!!
There was a time when I was afraid to tell someone that I loved them. Not because I had been hurt or because I was holding back it’s because I simply didn’t understand it. Then once I did and started saying I love you or getting told that I loved you either on the phone or in person whatever. I became conditioned to it. And once my bell was rung and I thought I was going to hear it and didn’t I would feel as I did something wrong. So you want to know how I compensated for that. I stopped saying it not a little not sometimes ALL TOGETHER the word seemed to just be gone from my vocabulary. I still had relationships and good ones. And this is where I feel a lot of people are at or have been. The power of love is easily one of the strongest forces in the universe, when you here it you don’t think it will kill or destroy something. Because by definition is does the exact opposite.
But the cold hard truth is that someone’s LOVE for science drove them to create the atomic bomb, hitler’s love of the Aryan race caused the holocaust and the Jew’s love for there God caused them to crucify there own savior. So many wars and lives have been lost in the name of love that it is sad. But what I have learned is that you should not tell someone you love them every time the bell (metaphor for urge) rings. You should say it when it counts say it so that it never gets stale to your mouth or to there ear. And if you have to text it or say it over the phone add something to it. “I love you more then a fat kid loves cake.” Yes it is a cheesy line from a rap song but you know what the first person he said that to will never forget it. Feel free to use similes and metaphors they may laugh at you but them laughing at you will trigger there mind and heart to remember those silly moments when times get rough or you are alone. Because best believe the storm will come. And when it comes and your not there your memory will serve as there shelter from all the dangers of the world. Its those memories that will keep things interesting. So by all means world if you love someone go the extra mile and let them know that you mean it when you say you love them. And also remember herpes does not have to be the only gift that keeps on giving.
Time heals all wounds..or so they say
The first cut is the deepest and all things heal over time. This is a cliché that is well over used. Time was never designed to be a creator but actually the opposite. It was designed to destroy. Each and every organism on this planet and every celestial body in the universe will suffer the same unavoidable fate…death. And the bringer of death in many instances is time. Whether it be mankind being more advanced then it should be and creating technology that destroys there own planet…or a sun that has done nothing but give life for eons last star date finally comes to rest and destroys so many. Some and I mean very few people understand that destruction is the purest form of creation it sounds like an oxymoron but it sadly is true. A popular example is that of Jesus Christ. A perfect God made an imperfect world he loved the creatures he made and wanted them to be close to him. But they could not come to him without being perfect...or at least cleansed. So his response put himself in a mortal and fleshy body and has that perfect person slain and all who follow him through his blood shall live forever. But this is not about religion.
This is about a cucumber and a grape. Now both are very tasty and good for you by all means. There natural, of the earth and can be eaten straight from the fields. Now lets factor in time and a little more attention and what do we have? We have pickles and wine. Again both from the earth and neither actually bad for you but indulge in to much wine and you’re a drunkard. But indulge in to many grapes and you’re...well a vegan. That is a pretty good example of where this post is going. It is the natural approach to the nature vs nurture argument. So let us take the same approach and put it on a human subject.
Time can take one person and mold him into a peacemaker or a mass murder. It can make him the ideal husband or it can turn him into a child molester. Over time people carry resentment as well as love. Memories get misconstrued and transformed from unicorns to centaurs those memories lay sleeping in the corners or the human mind and they can get warped into an entirely different reality. Time causes things that were once vivid to be blurry. It turns new love into complacency, it turns an active and thriving young bull unto an aged mule (wrong species I know but…you get the point) All in all time does many a things but what it rarely does it heal and when it does heal it leaves behind a scar that scar triggers the memory of the action that caused the wound and the pain hurts as if you just got wounded. So take care and do what you can to keep your memories crisp and clear. I hear eating your colors ie orange green yellow brown etc will increase your memory. And when you find something to die for by all means don’t allow that memory to fade…EVER!!!
12 greatest achievements of mankind
The topic for today is designed to highlight the achievements of mankind. The list consists of things that have made this Little Big Planet that we live on easier to live on and all in all more enjoyable. Much of this list was gathered through street surveys and as always feel free to add a comment if you feel that something should have been added. So with out further haste Lego!!!
12) Medicine: Now whether you are talking about the great shaman of the Native people or modern doctors trying to perfect stem cell research the result has always been the same. To better and extend the life of man, now it is a given if you look back on the earlier times a lot of things were misdiagnosed for example insanity mistaken for possessions…just sounds insane but at the time it made since to the people in charge. Now I promised my readers I would not get into a side rant about money but it really is sad that society has devolved to the point where staying healthy mirrors your annual income. The country I adore and enjoy abiding in Canada seems to have a rather good health care system as does much of Europe and Australia. I do believe though that America is simply a greedy bunch of devils. Anyways without advances in medicine there is a good chance that we would not be here right now or here in the same condition we are now. So thank you all those blessed with the gift of healing.
11) Condoms: You may laugh at first but no one wants to get phoned from the Dr. saying “Hello sir, how are you? Good ok well here is some news for you; you have AIDS and will soon die.” This is definitely a bad way to have breakfast. Now a brighter reason to be thankful for condoms is that I am sure people have seen two couples walking along and think wow!! I pray they never have kids. Because contrary to popular belief 2 people do not make a pretty child and some people should become monks and nuns and remain celibate just saying. All in all I would like to think that these would keep the human race constantly evolving but I can’t say it always works because George W. Bush did get conceived and grew up and ran a country. He ran it into the ground but he still gets credit for being president. But seriously kids and hard headed adults, no one will admit to having a STD its like getting away with shoplifting but coming back and returning it because you have a good conscious; DON’T rely on it. Some things can not be cured be safe and wrap it up.
10) Automotive Transportation: It started with the wheel and man did humans run with it. From a ford model t all the way to a G5 airplane, walking and running has become a better sport then a means of transportation. Call it innovation or laziness if people can not get there by something powered by oil most likely they will never arrive. I mean who really wants to WALK somewhere come on the word just sounds slow. The meaning of horse power must be 3 digits long and the first number better at least be a 3. I do feel kind of bad about having this so low on the list but that just shows how awesome this list is. But all means of transportation have and still are steadily evolved not much denying or need for explaining there. To some it up, fast, fast and faster!!!
9) Telescopes: Now some may not understand why I placed this one on the list. If that is so that simply means you have no since or exploration and you have never had a hot neighbor. Very few items ever created can be seen with an equal divide of good and evil besides the telescope. It has been used to bring man closer to the stars and closer to getting laid. It allowed man to look up in the sky and see planets and moons that he would one day visit. And it allowed boys to look across the street into rooms that he would one day go where many men either have been or will go. The hubble telescope has allowed scientist and observers to come closer to time travel by literally looking so far in space that they can see how the universe used to look and how it has and still is growing. Space has always made humans seem as insignificant as a leaf because we are here and gone before space even blinks. So as you can see the telescope has helped mankind in more ways then one. And let us also mot forget the microscope same concept and it has helped medicine drastically. Again now that I am typing this I do feel that this probably should have been higher up I mean it truly is an extraordinary invention but on to the next one.
8) Chuck Norris: Yes I did it…and here is a spoiler alerts he is the person on this list why? Did you really just ask why? Just for thinking that you deserve a roundhouse kick to the head. The only man that beard hides a fist that can knock out mike Tyson and the only man that is capable of counting to infinity. Chuck Norris is…is he is Chuck Norris. I know that automotive transportation was on the list but no vehicle can compete with a UNICORN. I mean the man sorry the entity known as Chuck Norris fought and destroyed bruce lee anything that says different is a fraud. I was going to put down his birth date but then I remembered that he time traveled through time space to give birth to him. It’s super complicated but it has something to do with gravity and roundhouse kicks. If you don’t believe me just Google the word Chuck Norris…go ahead I will wait…
7) Ramen: The savior of bachelor’s and poor people everywhere!!! No other food costs $1.30 and gives you so much I mean with $5.00 you can eat for a literal month. Add water wait 4minutes and BOOYAH you have a snack. I mean who really wants to get up and cook at 10 or 11pm? No one; that is insane just makes some ramen and let me get back to playing my video games!!! The number one food that all people get once they move out on there own is Ramen. And the list for ways you can make them better goes on and on and on. I mean you take some chicken flavored ramen cook it up throw in some bacon man talk about some good eating. And sadly it gets better. In Asia they have Roast pork Ramen I mean longer and better noodles with actual meat!!! HEAVEN in Asia I mean very few things are amazing to me every single time. But Ramen is one that never gets old and it is always tasty. And I feel that number 7 is a perfect spot for this amazing dish. Again this is the only food on this list so that should say loads.
6) Music: Whether you are listening to the sounds Journey while trashed in a bar or holding the one you love and being serenaded by Steven Tyler or even blasting disturbed to drown out the sound of your feuding parent’s music has provided mankind with an escape from reality since before the beginning of time. As a matter of fact even satan in his glory days when he was known as Lucifer and was the highest of angles job was to coordinate worship sessions with beautiful songs for the Almighty. Man what a sound that must have been. Regardless of your mood or occasion music is always present and probably a shocker to many of why this is on the list at all. But imagine 1 day just 1 day without any music. No ring tones, no radio no music in movies or commercials. I do not want to live in a world without music. Who was it Bach? That was deaf and still made beautiful music now if that does not say something to you then nothing will. Music plays a part in all of our lives each and every day and at number 6 it easily is nice and comfy.
5) Marijuana: Now we spoke about medicine at number 12 and this is probably the most natural of medicines that is on the planet. It is not a drug and does not meet the requirements of the word drug in any manner. It is a plant nothing more nothing less, but this is not a post about about morality or definitions this is a list of 12 greatest creations of all time!!! And at number 5 mary jane aka the sticky icky aka weed and on and on the plant that brings the munchies. The one girl that never lets you down; is here and raining supreme, if you’re sad it will make you feel better. Weed has an active ingredient called fuck it. And just as it sounds it will make you say that to any problem that you have simply roll, pack, or however put fire to eat or ingest and wait for happiness to find you. Not one medical death has been documented due to smoking this plant. Now the same can not be said for cigarettes. Yet they remain legal in all corners of the globe. That really pisses me off. You telling me that you can smoke this addictive item and I can die and it’s legal? But if I smoke this and you inhale it we both get hungry and happy but you say I am a criminal? As a friend of mines would say that is ass backwards. But that is for another post and yes it will come. But for now the verdict is in legal or not if you have your hands on some grade a weed? You are in for a good time point blank and thank you Native Americans and Blacks and every other person that has perfected this plant. I say thank you so much for contributing to the happiness and evolution of human kind. In my opinion man is separated from animal by his ability to find a way to make his life happy even though it really sucks...and weed helps that.
4) Thongs: I had to do this sadly a personal pet peeve of mines is panty lines. Nothing messes up a nice pair of pants hugging a very nice bootay then some freaking panty lines. The solution, a thong!!! And the good keeps getting better, now once those nice pants happen to get removed (now how or if that happens is beyond my recognition) but when that act of God does happen behold in front of you the greatness of flesh. Not some more fabric that you have to tear through to get to the Promised Land but flesh. Now in my personal opinion you actually get to decide at this point if you should proceed or not...Ok sorry I am getting off topic. Thongs drive most men wild and allow women to fell even sexier that is the definition of a win, win. I think the first time one was made was during some women’s movement blah blah blah lets say thank you whoever created them and please allow them to get smaller and sexier because a world with out thongs is a world full of...I have no clue what that world would be like.
3) Professional Wrestling: WOOOOHHH here we go the final 3 and who better to bring in this creation then the leader of the click Shawn Michales the Heartbreak Kid aka HBK. During the 90’s schools world wide were flooded with pre teens and teens running around school giving middle fingers and throwing up the DX suck it sign. Every child growing up has dropped a sibling with a ddt or made some friend cry for there MAMA with a figure 4 leglock. At number 3 professional wrestling has defined many cultures. It teaches fearlessness, builds character, and lets you release a ton of frustration. I can’t speak for everyone but I know personally I wanted to be a pro wrestler ever since I was in the 6th grade. Without a doubt but again that is another story instead I am here trying my luck out as a blogger. Hit up the ads people I gots kids to feed. I was told to bring in sports in general but it gets to gray football may be soccer baseball is fun in person but not on tv golf is not s sport blah blah blah. You do not find people that don’t enjoy wrestling. Now I really don’t like to hear the whole wrestling is fake argument and UFC is the real thing whatever. Those guys fight like once every 6 months and only certain weights pro wrestlers fight multiple times a night and a week and do amazing stunts. But yes WWE of today is horrible but whatever there is still good wrestling out there cough cough TNA. Jeff Hardy is the king of extreme Rob Van Damm loves weed and all is good in TNA so I ask you people WHY SO SERIOUS!!!! P.s. talk about this post and you may get scissor kicked right in the back of your head!!!
2) Zombies: Bringing in number 2 I announce to you zombies. Thank you to George A. Romero the world and media has been flooded with zombie fever. Originally started as voodoo witchcraft with the word zombie, now even the CDC has an official zombie survival guide. People from Resident Evil to a million b rated films even Ghostbusters’s (which I am platinum certified on PS3) has fallen to the epidemic. Please read an earlier post of mines for a very good “How to survive the zombie apocalypse,” sadly low budget films and horrible remakes have butchered a lot of good zombie plots. But don’t be fooled it is very possible and will happen one day. Zombies have an entire sub culture out there, one full of zombie killers aka slayers. Every culture on the planet has some sort of zombie or something very similar to it. The creation and the belief in the undead returning to life is as human as breathing oxygen. By simply not agreeing with zombies being in this line up simply means that you have never ever done research on it and if you don’t know the science then you can’t place an argument that is the rule...or mines at least. And remember just because you don’t believe in something does not mean that it does not exist.
1) Satellites: And rounding out the list (I admit this was longer then I initially intended it to be) is the creation of satellites. Now why satellites you ask? Cell phones, smart phones, gps, military weapons, the INTERNET all reliant upon satellites with no satellites skyping and ooving would be non existent. It allows for people world wide to sit in there undies and oogle pics and learns everything about anything. You could pick anything on this list hop on the internet and Google it and become an expert on it in moments. That is knowledge and knowledge equals power. Without a doubt satellites have earned the top spot on this list. And not just for convenience but space travel and knowledge without docking stations without MIR these trips would be much more difficult if not impossible to have. You can look at satellites like a huge umbrella. It is one device with a bunch of smaller functions, those functions breed other functions all dividing the work it is pure ingenious. I mean without the internet this post and all my thoughts would just stay boggled up in my head and I would drive my friends and family insane with non stop and in coherent rants so thank you for creating the internet satellites so I can force the entire world to hear the ravings of this mad man. Even though I make sense majority of the time, and no you shouldn’t believe everything on the internet but you should believe the things that I type because I typed it so yes it is true.
So that is my list 5 pages long according to word. So there you have my inventions as always please comment like or dislike click on the ads if there on the page yet in support or the anarchist sanctuary where defiance is law and freedom always reigns supreme so until next time keep fighting the good fight and always fight dirty.
The monkey vs the moon
I almost missed my deadline for a post today. I spent all day wanting to write but just could not seem to grasp anything into enough words to give my readers a legitimate post. But it finally came to me at about 11:30pm. It comes from an old story about the monkey and the moon. The story goes that every night the monkey would look up in the open sky and see the full moon starring at him. It was the most beautiful thing that he had ever seen and he wanted to go to it more then anything. And every night he would go to his favorite watering hole, and he would see the reflection of the moon in the water. He would sneak up on it and land face first in the water. He would climb a tree and launch him self at it to find the same result time and time again he would try his hardest and then fail…Then one day man started sending apes into space. And the monkey was captured and sent to the moon in a space ship. He landed on the moon and was SO very happy he ran around and did flips and howled back at the Earth with a sense of achievement because he found his love. And here is what I wanted to post…
Even if the distance is vast or the struggle great,
Even if I did not know where to search or simply how to start;
Even if the road ahead is blocked or I can no longer walk,
Even if every bone in my body shatters or if everyone else tells me otherwise.
Even if you don’t want me to save you or will hate me for doing so,
I will save you
Because nothing else could ever change the world
The story was about determination and how never giving up pays off in the end. Sadly enough it does not always end so nicely. But even if you are to fail as long as you know that you gave it your all then you can fail knowing that you did all you could. And that is by far my most prized poem. Please feel free to spread it. Oh and remember it is better to die on your feet then live on your knees.
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